by jAkE February 09, 2005
by Jake March 04, 2004
The humorous conversations you have (usually while drunk or high) that go on about abstract, "what if" scenarios for very long lengths of time, usually until someone says something stupid and you all quit so they won't talk again.
We had a flying horseshit conversation about maxi pads, and decided that they would be better off called "blood sponges," prompting the new cartoon character "Blood Sponge Square Pants."
by Jake December 09, 2003
Using a person(s) of Mexican origin as a human shield during a particularly intense hail of gunfire.
*During an intense barrage of bullets*
Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"
Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!
*Gunfire intensifies*
Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"
Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!
*Gunfire intensifies*
by JakE February 01, 2010
by Jake May 13, 2005
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
by jake November 20, 2004