stones

balls, testicles

I planned to party and get laid Saturday night but my stones were too sore to even go out.

by Jake February 26, 2004

Flurkey

Flying Turkey(thrown deli meat)

Holy shit! Watch out for that flurkey!

by Jake November 25, 2003

6.3

average length (in inches) of an Irish penis. Not to be confused with the average 5.3" of a central European dick

My 6.3" Irish dick is more of a womb knocker than Sal's 5.3" tickler

by Jake January 11, 2004

wanderin'

The effect of smoking marijuana; derived from the language Jag

" I was wanderin' all afternoon after I got out of class."

by Jake January 07, 2005

Krystal Steel

A hot blonde porn star with long legs, huge tits and one hell of a fine ass. She can ride a cock better like no other. And I want to eat her out like a young samolian boy eats a potato

Krystal Steel is one hot fucking bitch.

by Jake September 29, 2003

whore pile

a whole wack of work.
see also ass load, shitload, and bum load

I gotta whole whore pile of work to do this week.

by Jake February 01, 2004

Monikola

This is a african american name (also known as a NIGGER!!) that is given to a young black girl with the smallest ass in her negro tribe. She grows up to be hated by the tribes people and is kicked out into the african jungle where she spots little pikman playing gay ass gamecube because they have nothing better to do. Then the negro lady will go to them and beat the game with hax so the pikman get mad at viciously gangbang her with there little pikman sticks. Then she goes to america where she works for Bowl America and sucks on the bowling balls in her spare time.

Monikola smoked too much dope behind the bowling ally and is now in the hospital with pikman chasing her black ass.

by Jake April 16, 2005