bzap

One single shot fired from the plasma pistol in halo
by Jake October 28, 2003
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Dirty Bonher

Popular act in which a sexually aroused male ' accidentally ' bumps into the backside of a female.
Man dude,look at that ASS! Im so gonna Bonher.
by Jake October 15, 2004
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love button

clitoris, especially a prominent, erect one
The first time I went down on her I was surprised to find her love button was like a 1" penis
by Jake March 25, 2004
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troff

TRON is a BASIC command, short for "trace on". The command is a debugging tool, to trace a program line by line to ferret out bugs and glitches. (It's opposite is TROFF, which turns the trace off.)
"hey man troff that app suckah."
by Jake April 25, 2005
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ID10T

1. n. A computer error that was actually caused by the computer user.

2. n. The user of a computer who is too moronic to actually use a computer.

3. n. An alpha-numeric spelling of the word idiot.
1. "You say your floppy disk won't fit in the CD-ROM drive? It looks like we have another ID10T problem.

2. "I can't keep dealing with all these ID10T's! Yesterday, Jimmy tried to open his database by uttering, 'Open Sesame.'"

3. If you couldn't tell that ID10T is an alpha-numeric way of spelling idiot, you truly are an idiot.

by Jake July 29, 2003
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Ugh Factor 5

5 - Not quite the worse thing you could do to society, but still you'd be better off dead because generally the only tolerable fashion style level is and ugh factor of 1-3.
You definantly need to get a new watch, that's like ugh factor 5 at least.
by jake April 02, 2005
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poke 'n' stroke

sex position where the female lies on her back, male lies on his side and slips his penis sideways into her vagina, then he touches and rubs her clitoris to give her pleasure.She has the feeling of being full of cock and the intense pleasure of clitoral massage.
She loves it when I poke 'n' stroke her, she likes to feel full of cock while her clit is being rubbed.
by Jake January 31, 2004
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