Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.
I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.
by Jake October 13, 2004
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dry sex

masturbation sex where one or both of the partners are still clothed between the belly & the crotch, dry humping takes place, and one or both have an orgasm but there is no exchange of body fluids because of the layer of clothing. Called "dry" because there is no natural lubrication.
Nancii and I have dry sex during her period.
by Jake March 06, 2004
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huttin

"Man, I'm gonna be huttin that bitch tonight
by Jake January 07, 2005
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george bush

the antichrist; visit www.bushisantichrist.com and see for yourself
"God spoke to me and told me to strike Saddam." -No, he didn't.
by Jake January 11, 2005
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foot fuck

a form of masturbation where you let the woman 'jack you off with her bare foot

a form of masturbation where the male masturbates the female to orgasm using just his toes on her clit and perhaps just slightly into her vagina
Margie and I are just friends with benefits. She promised to foot fuck me next time we get naked together.

I brought her off with just my big toe up her cunt.
by Jake March 06, 2004
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Mo

Short for "mother" or "mother fucker" used to show exajuration. (spelling?)
"MY TOE HURTS LIKE A MO ON HER BIRTH DAY!!!!"

"Duuudee"
by jake February 08, 2005
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fnarg

The act of jaywalking, preceded by getting violentsly struck by a large truck.
"Woah! That tard just got fnarged!"
by jAkE February 09, 2005
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