fall on the grenade

a gent & his mates go to a mixed bar. A group of ladies flirt with them, but unfortunately one of the ladies is VERY ugly (for example, see whalefuck or sealfuck). She is "the grenade". Now, the chicks likely have a deal amongst themselves, if one isn't getting fucked, then they are all abstaining. It is the duty of one of the gents to "fall on the grenade" , that is, to fuck this dog of a coyote ugly chick

One Saturday night I fell on the grenade for my buddies and it turned out to be the hottest fuck I'd ever had. But I didn't want to ever be seen with her again.

by Jake January 20, 2004

tree tree

the most wonderful female in the world...

i love my tree tree more than words can describe

by jake December 09, 2003

mx6

fast looking mazda built on 626 platform, overpriced and overated modification of one of mazdas leading family sedans

i have poor taste so i boutght an mx6

by jake December 08, 2003

what now

What you say when you just proved someone wrong.

"Griffey sucks." "Griffey rocks." *Griffey hits homer* "What now bitch?!"

by Jake March 05, 2005

fab 5

The amazing group of michagan wolverine basketball players such as;

juwan howard, chris webber, jalen rose,

the fab 5's best player is chris webber (healthy :-)

by jake March 30, 2004

cut one from the herd

select a chick from the crowd (or her group of friends)and move in on her

"I'm goin' after the short thin blonde, Rick, its your turn to fall on the grenade and get her whalefuck friend outta the picture."

by Jake April 02, 2004

akaz

allie kazarian is so fine and shes asian

Shes akaz!

by jake January 06, 2004