Certofoed

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed

by Jacob December 18, 2004

whoody doo

1) An exclamation along the lines of woohoo and yahoo.
2) Replaces "whatever" or "I dont care" in a sentence.

Whoody doo! I just won the lottery!

*to the teacher* I didn't do my homework, whoody doo.

by Jacob September 12, 2003

krunk

ecstatic and intoxicated. used in reference to celebration.

Let's go to the club tonight and get "krunk". We're celebrating the new millenium.

by Jacob March 10, 2005

Green day

Was an alright band untill American Idiot came out. Now they are the most overy hyped and overrated band in America. 99% of people that listen to them didn't even knew they existed untill American Idiot came out.

Green Day is no longer cool because of people that like them and either don't listen to anyother band or listen to crapy bands like Good Charlotte and avril lavinge.

by Jacob January 31, 2005

cherry

The hymen (thin skin stretched over the entrance to the vagina), said to be "popped" (torn/broken to allow penetration) when a girl loses her virginity.

The first time was pretty good, although I bled a little when he popped my cherry.

by Jacob August 11, 2003

fnork

The process of sticking dead animals in one's vagina

She fnorked that chipmunk

by Jacob September 11, 2004

dyar

A knucklehead mcspazmitron that thinks hip-hop and rap are the same thing. He also thinks his MP3 player is the shit.

You think rap and hip-hop are the same thing? You're SUCH a Dyar!!!

by Jacob April 22, 2005