Jack's definitions

tampon-training

A man who wears a tampon in his ass for the entire time the woman in his life is on her period in order for him to identify with her. When she changes hers he too is allowed to change his.

His days of tampon-training made him more sensitive to her mood swings.

by Jack June 19, 2004

rolling stone

A magazine that started off being cool, in the 60s, and is now a bi-weekly trove of bullshit extolling rap "music" as the next frontier in art.

I cancled my subscription to Rolling Stone after they compared Eminem to Elvis.

by Jack November 4, 2003

chudwaana

getting fucked by a big cock

ar bahut chudwaana ho raha hai aaj kal

by jack September 16, 2003

suck the white fox

Spoonerism for "Fuck the White Sox." Used mostly by the Sox's cross-town rivals, the Chicago Cubs.

Man, Cubs games are the best. Suck the White Fox.

by Jack August 5, 2006

play

To smoke cigarettes or marijuanas

Hey, lets go play out back.
Lets go play motherfuckers

by jack October 12, 2004

tote

Slang - (Queens)English for smoke, (toke,) drink and shag endless supplies of women.

Come to central Lisbon so we can tote togther for a night.

by Jack June 22, 2004

david draiman

Frontman of the band Disturbed

The albums:
The Sickness
Believe

by jack April 14, 2005