Jack's definitions

slovakia

country not to be confused with Slovenia. But no1 knows the difference neway.

by jack June 19, 2003

That Fails

Ususally when someone who does an act that will cause homosexual suspicion, this is a FAILURE.

Wow dude, that wave of the hand just fails.

by Jack September 11, 2004

wangsterbate

A form of physical exertion involving the wang in which it is furiously stroked.

I wangsterbated so hard that it fell off.

by Jack November 22, 2003

c-note

1) A 100-dollar bill

2) An amount of money equal to $100

1) I went to the bank and exchanged a c-note for five 20's.

2) This TV cost me five c-notes. If you break it, I'll break you.

by Jack July 9, 2004

jackalope

a bully who has no respect for other people and who is very mean

saddam hussein (or, if you are a liberal, George Bush)

by jack December 7, 2003

lamoid

A person who is suffering from lameness.

Ahmed, you are a lamoid.

by Jack July 15, 2004

cunt-pad

a slender piece of cotton-like material that is worn in the crotch area of womens'underwear during their time of the month. kotex pad

Her cunt-pad felt moist due to seepage from her period.

by Jack May 20, 2004