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crap ass

"that's crap ass!"
by Jay April 18, 2003
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power trip

Someone, typically at work, who has higher powers over most people they work with. This higher power (usually a manager or someone's boss) tends to go to their head causing them to "Power trip" and abuse their rights as a manager/boss/owner. Such as picking on people or making their lives difficult, "Just because they can." is a person who is on a Power Trip.
"That police officer walks around like he owns everything around him."
by Jay June 2, 2004
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Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.
I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.
by Jay August 4, 2003
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suck me tender

homosexual's plead for a blowjob from a straight man
Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender
Dark Raven Omega: Faggot, go back in the closet and kill yourself.
by Jay May 18, 2004
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YWIA

by Jay April 15, 2005
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hot dog poisoning

when u eat too many hot dogs and they really start tasting like shit
i can't eat anymore, i already have hot dog poisoning
by jay July 18, 2003
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Lobster Session

when your boy picks you up a sack and then pinches some out of it before giving it to you.
Damn, my boy Jose hooked me up with a beat-up-ass sack! I bet he had a lobster session on that shit.
by Jay August 6, 2004
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