jayscrib

the sweetest crap in the world. all the cool kids goto jayscrib and check it out. you should too.

jayscrib.net

holy crap! theres eggo roffles on jayscrib!!!

by jay February 19, 2005

xeelee

Baryonic Lords

Even as baryonic lords of our universe, this was a conflict that would end in defeat for the Xeelee.

by Jay November 10, 2003

hootadank

To suck on the penis. Often used in an argument as an insult.

Pimp: Don't make slap yo' ass bitch!
Ho: Fuck you Muthafucka!
Pimp: Hootadank Ho!

by Jay January 06, 2005

Hamburger

when u put yr dick between yr balls and turn it sideways so it resembles a hamburger.

goods make an awesome hamburger

by jay August 03, 2003

Pasadena Mudslide

when one farts while titty fucking a girl, and it leaves a brown smear between her breasts.

When i was titty fucking Sue, she heard me fart, and knew a pasadena mudslide was occuring.

by Jay November 25, 2003

Burner

A throwaway prepaid cellphone, typically used by dealers. Used until the minutes are up, then thrown away so they cannot be tapped.

'There is burners all over the street.'

by Jay October 11, 2004

Da Gump

nickname/ slang for the city of montgomery, alabama

Guy # 1: yo where ya from dawg?

guy #2: yo i represent da gump

by Jay July 18, 2003