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Brilliant band from Cellbridge, County Kildare. Used to be bandmates of damien rice absolutely brilliant band!!
"Have you heard the new Bell x1 single? It's really good!"
Bell x1 by j April 9, 2005

Dubliner 

excuse me gerry80???

A person from Dublin (in Ireland) no difference between north or souhsiders because you can't judge people from where they live!
(not everyone in dublin are "wankers"!!)
i live in dublin therefore i'm a dubliner..
Dubliner by J April 9, 2005

hit'n that 

to fuck someone. Talking about how you fucked somebody.
"I was hit'n that last night."
hit'n that by J April 9, 2005
Guy John smitshon can throw a knucklball like no other...
Johhnny rawlings just threw a knuckle!
Rawlings by J April 7, 2005
made by the girls of (look up) st. joseph's academy--when a girl gets eatin out
girl- omg you got tweaked?!

girl- omg he tweaked you?!
tweaked by J April 6, 2005

dark poetry

hmm, obviously you don't like poetry with meaning... lol, im not a dark person, or do i plan on being one, but i write poetry based on happenings and thoughts around me, some may have dark effects and impose feelings of sadness, wheras others will involve enjoyment and happiness, not all dark poetry is shit fuckhead...
j' whips out his dark poetised cock and turkey slaps the blasphemor
blasphemor' but, i eat shit and dislike poetry because i am an uncreative twit
j' i know, now suck it you fuck
dark poetry by J April 5, 2005
someone who is passive has no actions involved in whatever is taking place.
a passive submissive conclusive relentless indecisive effect has no meaning whatsoever, though the subpassive, illpassive and bypassive means have more effect on the other passiveness than that of the passive passiveness previously explained in this article.
j watching an argument between 2 rice throwers
rt 1' ai, u chu cum tu, wy u so eval
rt 2' i chu ! u won dat chu !
rt 1' u cum chua, git outcha mi howse !

j had a passive action in this argument

now j is watching a car crash
j' aight, these six sticks of dyno should take care of that pothole...
kid' chyeah
j' now, lets just get over here in this bush and push this little button here...
as j pushes the button three cars, a truck and a pizziola crawl past at an unordinarilly slow pace
szichkaboom ! ! ! ! ! !
j' yer, pothole is gawnnn hombraro
kid' was that a behemoth i saw ?
j' nah man ur just trippin
kid' but... yer ur right
j' of course, im always right...
kid' i thought that was zaffo
j' ya fukwit, who the fuk is zaffo
kid' mmph... some random dude ?
dude' ai.. who called
j' man im a worldwide shitmagnet
passive by J April 3, 2005