Mistress

1. noun; In B/D and S/M, the woman who is dominant.
2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.

1. I am a dominant Mistress who is looking for a submissive slave to play with.
2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.

by J June 04, 2003

Windows

A high paid barbaric and cold-blooded way to turn your computer into a Relic.

I just donated my windows installed wrecked computer to the local museum

by j March 14, 2005

Lounse

Lounse can mean anything you want it to, like Explorer's mom on a stick. It can also be added to other words or names.

Hey Explorer, can i come over to your house and see Lounse.

by J July 29, 2006

haggard

FUcked up beyond all repair

That ho's pussy is so haggard

by j May 13, 2005

chipmunk

a monkey that still has a chip of wood stuck up his ass from fucking himself with a log

holy fucking shit look at that chipmunk

by j March 28, 2005

CBS

The network to watch the best fiction TV shows...aka 60 Minutes.

Wow, Dan Rather tell the whole truth!

by J September 28, 2004

jail

a place where you shouldn't drop the soap and give the bully your fruit cocktail.

Let me have your fruit cocktail.

Don't drop the soap!!!

by J April 21, 2004