J's definitions

badunkadunk

As a noun - (most common use) = a female's buttocks.

As an adjective (or Onomonpeia) - Refers to the sound of the passanger residing in the trunk of an automobile...

When we hit as speed bumb, that cop went a badunkadunkin'....

by J July 11, 2006

captian hook

crooked and bent dick

This can be found on boys whos dick's curve up and twist around and look all discobobilated.....Just like MAX FARR

by J May 13, 2005

mtv

a corporation that literally started music television, that people will always seem to bitch about and then go off to watch. does hav stupid presenters etc tho.

watch mtv 2

person: i hate mtv so much cos all my friends do.
person 2: yeh i only watch mtv cos i hate it so much.

by j July 18, 2004

MA$E

king of harlem.left rap to become a preacher but came back to save rap again when he was needed.
welcome, welcome, welcome bk ma$e

ma$e is back
king of harlem aint nobody make him leave

by J May 4, 2005

Robbies

money, Benjamins, bling bling

"I like the guys with the robbies"

All of the hott girls like the guys with the robbies.

by J November 23, 2003

lamer

A word used by computer geeks to make themselves feel superior while putting someone else down. Lamer usually means "Yea I can blow up your computer and get to level 10 on star wars the video game, but I have no life and I'm still a virgin."

Oh my god, you don't know how to format a d666g4jlan.cock.pussy.modem modelX computer, you are such a lamer.

by J January 23, 2004

Slooch

A slutty ass girl who uses her body, her lips, her ass, whatever to get what she wants

I was at the bar, the girl came up to me, kidssed me on the lips, then the slooch got mad when i wouldn't buy her a damn drink

by J September 10, 2003