J's definitions

munted

to be a thoroughly roasted jelly head;

to have a lack of control over basic physiognomical functions

:"It soon became apparent that Berts´ turbot impressions were chemically assisted and he was disqualified immediately for being completely munted."

by j December 2, 2003

Buick

For those who can't afford a Lexus or Cadillac...

Check out my LeSabre!

by J September 28, 2004

Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.

"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"

by J April 16, 2005

kaillera

an online tool used for alot of emulators, is very well made and can be a lot of fun whoopin your mates online at some classic games.

Jason: I so rule,
Scott: no, you dont
Jason: YOU WANNA BRAWL WIT ME?!
Scott: MORTAL KOMBAT!
*at the end of the fight*
Jason: as I said, I so rule

by J April 6, 2004

smurfin

while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur dick out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your dick back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking

i smurfed that bitch in a fashion

by J May 4, 2005

twecky

fucked up...or one that is fucked up

Me: Man she has a twecky face.
Friend: That's just tweck dude.

by J January 25, 2004

hizzook

ghetto vernacular meaning "hook". can also be spelled "hizook".

Hey homie, that phat ice you's rockin' is off the hizzook.

by j June 9, 2004