Definitions by I’m a mess

transiversary 

The anniversary of the day when you first started identifying as a gender other than your birth gender

“Omg my transiversary is coming up, I’ll be officially not cis for exactly one year!!!”

transiversary by I’m a mess August 14, 2022

K. 

Whoever sent you this wants you dead

Guy 1: I sent my girlfriend a text and she just responded with K.

Guy 2: Oh man that sucks

Guy 1: with a period

Guy 2: oH SHOOT MAN, WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO!?!?

K. by I’m a mess February 25, 2020

Soon

Never

Child: When can I go to party’s by myself

Mom: soon

Soon by I’m a mess November 20, 2019

what- 

When someone types something so random, you just gave up understanding what it means

Guy 1: and a half a year later this season he has to have him in a few minutes he has a lot more to sleep, is that a good thing?

Guy two: what-

what- by I’m a mess November 19, 2019

Megan Davis 

A very nice person who likes My Hero Academia and looks up their name in the Urban Dictionary.

Alice: What do you do for fun?

Megan Davis: Look up my name in the Urban Dictionary

Megan Davis by I’m a mess November 19, 2019

*gag*

When person A mentions a topic person B despises or hates

Person A: Omg I just saw the best Undertale comic

Person B: *gag*

*gag* by I’m a mess November 19, 2019

Quest For Cheese 

The greatest YouTube video of all time.

Guy 1: VR comedy videos suck
Guy 2: *Shows Quest For Cheese*
Guy 1: Never mind

Quest For Cheese by I’m a mess November 18, 2019