Evan's definitions

Fagtoast

The part of the toast containing the essential nutrients(see: crust)

When I eat toast, I give the fagtoasts to my sister.

by Evan August 2, 2003

Nerd

NOTE: don't confuse nerd and geeks, nerds are cooler then geeks, geeks are the ones that everyone hates and will never get laid by anyone but their mom ^___^

1) One who is smarter then the avg. person and normally is a pot head of some type
2) someone that doesn't care about the world around him and does what he wishes while being smart in his own way (normally computers)

He's a nerd, look at him, making straight A's and smokes more then us

by Evan October 15, 2006

Farty McGurkin

A guy who farts alot and he is so gay that his mama told him"hey man , you gay" And the life of him was gaysome.

Man farty McGurkin is such a fag that farts too much hes almost as querr as "YO MAMA"

by Evan September 17, 2004

Dime

A 10 year prison sentence

See also nickel

Jerry is up at FSP serving a dime.

by Evan December 2, 2003

slowbALL

a slowball call refers to one's cue stick gently hitting the cue ball for a slowly moving shot. used in delicate situations. also, a slowbALL call may be made whenever deemed necessary

what should i do?...slowbALL!!!!!

by evan July 13, 2004

gameday

Something we never get in Computer Applications.

"Today I tried to play a game, but Evan turned off my computer. He said, "this is not gameday."

by Evan January 18, 2005

kanuck

A slang (and often offensive) term for a Candian, most oftenly a French Canadian.

A variant of canuck.

"Those kanucks wouldn't help us in the War."

by Evan December 24, 2005