Eric's definitions

kevin smith

A director/producer/writer/actor who plays Silent Bob in all his films. All his films are usually hilarious and also always contain Jay and Silent Bob. He loves comics and even owns a comic book shop called Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash located in New Jeresy. Is married and to further prove his love for comics he has a daughter named Harley Quinn (care to take a guess where he got that name?). He also loves hockey (indicated in his films) and is proud to be from New Jeresy. He has written a few plots for comics and was a writer for the doomed project Superman Lives until he quit. Overall awesome guy.

Huttah I got to go to the mall where Mallrats was shot at (Eden Prarie Center). What now?

by Eric May 14, 2005

rox da sox

Too awesome for words.

Damn, that Eric really rox da sox.

by Eric April 26, 2005

boodin

A nimwit, moron, ass.

don't be such a boodin, man. Everyone knows the "s" in Illinois is SILENT.

by Eric February 19, 2004

lucky

a kid from staten island that constantly breaks his legs, and other bones. and got sent to jail for a stupid computer crime

Lucky sure didn't get lucky this time.

by eric October 1, 2004

lcb

old lady (lau char boh)

l = lau
c = char
b = boh

in english = old lady

by Eric January 28, 2004

Switty

Abbreviation of S'witty, which is a further abbreviation of "so witty."

Term coined by myself and Ayla to describe how witty we are.

Also the name of our website, switty.net

Person 1: Your mom.

Person 2: Dude, that was so not switty.

by Eric March 29, 2005

root juice

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, seed, semen, sperm, spew, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough root juice in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my root juice.

by Eric February 19, 2004