Eric's definitions

fart-sniffer

This word is used to define the person who hangs around the bathroom for no particular reason other than to (presumably) sniff farts. Their true motives are unknown so one can only assume they enjoy the aroma of a hand-crafted fart.

What's up with Judy? She's always hanging out in the bathroom, the freaky fart-sniffer.

by Eric July 11, 2004

doonfooker

When you stick your dick in a girls open wound and jizz all over her belly button. Afterwords, taking a straw and drinking the jizz out of her belly button.

Yo Fred! You up for some doonfooker tonight?

by Eric September 1, 2003

st. paul

Capital of the great state of Minnesota. 1/2 of the twin cities.

St. Paul is a big place and a lot safer than places like Chicago and Detriot which are filled with Chinese gangs who wait to steal your credit cards and other things.

by Eric December 31, 2004

Wombat

A finishing move during sex.
Lay her down, and then grab your nutsack with both hands, stretching it as wide apart as you can.
The trick is to get it to cover her mouth and nose causing her to be quiet.
This is a useful move if the donkey punch didn't go over well.
donkey punch

She just wouldn't shut up, so I gave her a wombat.

by Eric December 7, 2003

wasted

The act of drinking a shitload of alcholic beverages to the point of no longer being able to stand.

Or

The act of getting the fuck shot out of you by Gangsters.

Damn dude we were so wasted last night!

or

Holy Shit! They just wasted carl!

by Eric January 7, 2005

henkle time

the time of the day when you have math in Mrs. Henkle's classroom

Guess what taylor...its henkle time, henkle time henkle time yea.

by Eric November 24, 2004

VSOP

Very Superior Old Pale (cognac)

I want a remy martin VSOP.

by Eric February 1, 2005