Eric's definitions

awesomeness

1. to be awesome

2. the state of being beyond cool, but not quite righteous or gnarly

3. Surfer slang giving something a high quality in comparison to other options or things

Hot Chick: I think you're a cool guy, wanna do something?
Dude: Awesomeness...

by Eric May 16, 2004

dung

Hot vietnamese descent with too much money and toys to play with...

Damn, Dung's rich biatch!!!

by Eric May 18, 2004

Pastry chef

When one can sign there initials on a girls tits with their cum.

Wow, you were even able to dot the "i" for Ivan? Your a real Pastry Chef

by eric May 20, 2004

1336

When someone spells 1337 wrong,it comes out as 1336,which is usually left un corrected because people don't care

"Dude,that was pretty 1336" *Long,uncomfortable pause*

by Eric May 21, 2004

Rumpture

a) "a burning desire to caress the posterior of another person"

b) "a fracture of the tail-bone"

a) he was overcome with rumpture at the sight of her curvaceous buttocks

b) her rumpture was caused by a slip on some ice

by eric May 24, 2004

hey ya

This song holds three records. One:The most overplayed song/music video made. Two:The music video that uses more green than anything else. Three: The most annoying song I've ever heard.

Most annoying song of '03-'04!

by Eric May 31, 2004

D'oh

Expressing frustration at the realization that things have turned out badly or not as planned or that one has just said or done something foolish. Also implying that another person has said or done something foolish.

Person 1: Hey, man. I had sex with your girlfriend last night.
Person 2: D'OH!

Person 1; Hey! Where are your pants?
Person 2: D'OH!

by Eric June 10, 2004