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mongry

A combination of "money" and "hungry". To be used when someone is being especially stingy with their money.
Stop being such a mongry Jew, Kyle.
by eric February 20, 2005
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pimp juice

that pimp juice woke me up

damn i want his pimp juice
by eric May 13, 2005
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fork-and-knife

Adjective: A female or a portion thereof that is so delectable that to properly indulge, one would require the use of a fork and knife.
Verb: To indulge in such a female or portion thereof.
Kunal: Mmm. Look at that money badonkadonk.
Rich: That applebottom is fork-and-knife.
Eric: I would so fork-and-knife that hose hound.
by Eric February 22, 2005
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nooberized

To beaten cheaply and dishonorably by someone less l337 then you. Used best in online gaming such as Counterstrike and Halo 2.
j00 was nooberized by that energysword wh0re!!!1!!!!11
by Eric May 13, 2005
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Cracker

- A white caucasion individual, who is mostly named by other black males and females. Called crackers way back from the 1900's because white americans named African Americans "Niggers."

"Look at dat cracker mother fucker right der"

"Letz woop his cracka ass
Black-"Look at dat cracker mother fucker right der"

Black-"Letz woop his cracker ass"

White-"Why please do not hurt me, I have children."

Black-"Fuck yo white kidz, woop his cracker ass!!
by Eric January 30, 2007
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football players

1.guys who put on enough pads to usaully keep themselves alive play on professional teams and get paid alot of money,who still get injured

2.people who play football for fun with or without pads because we think its fun and we love the game,were not all jocks either
1.terrel owens went to play in the superbowl after breaking his ankle

2.me and my friends who play for the hell of it
by eric February 26, 2005
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Unliterate

A person who appears to know how to read and/or write however refuses to do so either knowingly or unknowingly.

Absolutely no relation to the word illiterate and not to be confused with someone who can't understand or use a dictionary.
-"What the hell is Bob's problem, I know he can read."

-"Bob knows how to read, it's just that he's unliterate."
by Eric February 27, 2005
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