Eric's definitions

VSOP

Very Superior Old Pale (cognac)

I want a remy martin VSOP.

by Eric February 1, 2005

cabin shagging

coaxing a woman into a shack in the middle of the forest and killing her with your cock and then putting a cherry on her nose

I lured Liza into my shack in the middle of the forest and cabin shagged her.

by eric February 4, 2005

Bambus

It describes the perfect shape of a girl's ass. Round, smooth and shapely
-OR-
The best damn dodgeball team at smu

"whoa dude check out her ass...its f*ckin BAMBUS, man!"
-OR-
"we can't win the BAMBUS team, they're too good"

by Eric February 6, 2005

Shenanigans

The name of a game played 24/7/365 by people who know of its existence. The game is played by first saying "Shenanigans", then, the person who said it is allowed to hit or otherwise hurt anyone within earshot of them at the time that they said it. The main target tends to be the groin on males and the chest on females. People who are within earshot when "Shenanigans" is said must say the word "Mulligan" as soon as they hear it to prevent being a target. If someone is hit either before or while you are saying the word "Shenanigans" or after they have said "Mulligan", you are considered to have cheated and they get a free hit on you. Note that saying "Shenanigans" lasts indefinately until each person within earshot has said "Mulligan"

Bob: "SHENANIGANS!" *smacks Tom in the groin*

or

Bob: "SHENANIGANS!"
Tom: "MULLIGAN!"
*Bob hits Tom in the groin*
Tom: oooh, that's a free hit! *smacks Bob in the groin without penalty.*

by Eric February 8, 2005

shit-fucker

A person, or group of people, that really have no value to hang around with or be associated with. Either they are hideous, or they do things that really nobody should want to be a part of. (Taken literally, if someone was a "shit-fucker", or gay, this is something nobody would want to be a part of.)

Arose from the distaste for a certain sorority filled with terribly ugly and fat girls which nobody should want to join because they are rather uncool.

I can't believe they didn't give her a bid, because shes slutty. They need girls like her. That sorority is full of a bunch of fat and ugly bitches. They are a complete bunch of shit-fuckers.

by Eric February 10, 2005

Kirsty

A polite, lovey person who always thinks about the world around her. She enjoys wasting paper making 'Gift Certificates' for friends.

You pick up that little now!

by Eric February 11, 2005

Iliad

A place full of noisy computers which only about 50% work.

Stands for:
Independent
Learning
Information
And
Design

Dont get your phone out in here

by Eric February 11, 2005