paranoia

a wellknown series of songs enlisted in the "dance dance revolution" collection. each song is typically known for their unpredictable steps and their rather high tempos; the original paranoia mix clocks in at 180 bpm, while the paranoia survivor max mix flows at a blistering 290 beats per minute.
by eric September 25, 2003
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booger farmer

First coined by comedianne Bret Butler as an uneducated rural person. Often synonmous with a goober or a bumpkin. The obvious implication is that they spend a lot of time with their finger up their nose. Can often be seen hanging around drag strips wearing any of the following:
Overalls, a shirt with a beer advertisement, a shirt with an auto parts advertisement, a shirt with a race car or race car driver on it, or a black shirt with a wolf howling at the moon (in two poses).

Although they often populate the rural areas, they sometimes move into larger cities and hang around the DMV.
Son, you see that booger farmer in the old pickup truck over there? No not that guy, the one with the overalls and the wolf on his shirt. Yeah, stay away from him--he'll start talking about drag racing.
by Eric July 11, 2004
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gynocrat

A male politician who's taken on a feminized image in an attempt to pander to female voters. Usually dresses sharply, speaks softly, maintains a smile at all times, and attemps to remain physically unanimated in speech.
Bill Clinton was a gynocrat.
by Eric October 28, 2003
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Pony cat fish gum bbq

You dont know only jhc members and josh himself know.. which he shouldnt
Wow that was some good pony cat fish gum bbq... D-UNIT!
by Eric December 21, 2003
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Rice

any kinda of modification to a car that does not directly help the preformance of the car
all your wack guys who think they got heat and posting what rice is...when infact what you got is rice
by eric November 13, 2003
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jack the ripper

when a chick is blowing you and you rip a fart in her face
Yeah, she was blowing me last night and I gave her the old "Jack the ripper"
by eric September 06, 2003
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jim beam

Nasty alcoholic beverage that makes you want to rinse your mouth out with horse piss. It is Jack Daniels Evil Twin Brother.
Guy 1: Dude i got sooo drunk off Jack Daniels last night!

Guy 2: Nah dude, that was Jim Beam!

Guy 1: Noooo! *Head Explodes*
by Eric January 07, 2005
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