Eric's definitions

Farce

1.a broadly humorous play based on the exploitation of improbable situations
2.the genre of comedy represented by works of this kind
3.a ludicrous situation or action

"man, this is a fucking farce,im going home and goin to sleep"

by eric October 22, 2003

gynocrat

A male politician who's taken on a feminized image in an attempt to pander to female voters. Usually dresses sharply, speaks softly, maintains a smile at all times, and attemps to remain physically unanimated in speech.

Bill Clinton was a gynocrat.

by Eric October 28, 2003

road terrorist

Person driving an SUV or other oversized vehicle with no regard to the safety of other motorists. They often engage in ludicrous behavior while commanding their pavement-travelling leviathons, including but not limited to (1)yakking on a cell phone (2)swerving in and out of lanes without using a turn signal (3)Playing with the onboard navigation system they don't have a clue how to use

I was almost run off the freeway by some damn road terrorist this morning.

by Eric October 28, 2003

wonkashonk

n. air that is sucked in through the anus and pushed back out as a fart.
v. to suck air in through the anus and push it back out.

I just had a 10 second wonkashonk.
I wonkashonked last night for 10 seconds.

by Eric October 28, 2003

teh cooter

A term referring to the females sex organ. Most commonly said while intoxicated.

Derek wished he touched teh cooter, but everyone knew he really enjoyed the feel of a mangina.

by Eric November 1, 2003

new

That which is not old.

by Eric November 4, 2003

Slida

Means vagina in Swedish.

Jag stoppade min penis i Linas slida.
I put my penis in Lina's vagina

by Eric November 5, 2003