shloshed

Drunk.. Having had too much to drink. drunk
Wow, Debby and I were shloshed last night! I think I mooned the cops again.
by Eric November 12, 2003
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Pastry chef

When one can sign there initials on a girls tits with their cum.
Wow, you were even able to dot the "i" for Ivan? Your a real Pastry Chef
by eric May 20, 2004
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the

Definite article in English, usable for nouns of any number or in any position in the sentence (subject, direct object, indirect object, etc.). It indicates that the following noun is a certain particular noun (or nouns) rather than just anything of its sort.
The thief stole the bike. The President of the United States sucks.
by Eric February 05, 2003
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pimp juice

that pimp juice woke me up

damn i want his pimp juice
by eric February 22, 2005
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mindfart

A long and drawn out version of something simple.
We did one problem for four hours, when I had the answer at the beginning. It was a total mindfart.
by Eric July 16, 2003
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rice burner

piece of shit that costs 8-17 grand and looks like it costs 90, but does 0-60 in about 16 seconds. obviously a dreamers car, for example a dreamer who is 16-21 yrs of age who makes about minimum wage an hour, whose parents probably drive a mini-van.
skinny pimpley-faced kid in his lil asian car with his wannabe gangsta bitch barbie girl friend in the passenger seat checking her make-up in the side mirror bobbin her head to the "phat" beats blasting out of the 50,000 watt system, while admiring her scrwany ass boy friends asian charcter symbol tattoos on his scrawny arms while he's on his lil cell phone/2-way talking about his boys and saying that he's "pimpin".
by Eric July 21, 2003
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Pensacola

The Realist mothafukin City in Fla, nuthin but real niggaz wit real shit 2 say. Foul PLay, Body Head, Armageddon Guerillaz, Platinum House, Betty House Prod, Lock and Load. Holla at cha boy if you want that real un-cut Dirty shit.
A City in Florida, nothin but head bussaz from round my way Tan Yard, Pcola Hoe.
by Eric February 12, 2004
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