T

It's a letter, a pretty common one at that
There are eight t's in the last sentence
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DJ Grooves

The worse version of the Conductor from A Hat In Time
"Who do you like better DJ Grooves or the Conductor?"
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I'm bored, your bored, we're all bored
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Trash Panda

"I saw a trash panda last night, those things are scary"
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FSA

A stupid test that happens to take place in Hell(Florida).
*Slams desk* Whyyyyyyyy I have to take an FSA test tomorrow and the day after.
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