David's definitions

spanking the monkey

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

by David October 27, 2003

omgs

Bastardized form of omg, which is a bastardized form of oh! Often used by Asians with poor English (in my experience), but also used by others

Omgs, maybes I go to the market todays keke

by David May 13, 2005

my world

a very boring, pointless place.

my life.....

by david February 18, 2004

Cocknee

Derived from the English words cock and knee.
1.) Used as an exclamatory when feeling afraid. Mostly from UFO's and termites.

2.) Can be used to name a pet, such as a toy poodle.

1.A) Oh cocknee its a gosh durn UFO!!!

1.B) Holy cocknee termites are everywhere! Get the fuck out bitch!

2.) Haha Cocknee is such a weird looking animal.

by David February 28, 2005

text me

When you want someone to text you on your cell phone a "Txt Msg" (Text Message)

Hey John text me with the football game scores..

by David May 14, 2004

in my life

A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew .It is away to express reliability . It's equivalent to "in my mother life" .

He: did you look at my girl friend ?
Me : in my life I didn't even looked at her

by David May 13, 2005

hoobajawa

Extended: In the most severe of cases the penis has been known to smell like tomatos and explode

Scotts dick wouldn't have exploded but he had to fuck her not once, not twice, but thrice

by David July 30, 2004