David's definitions

Browneye

the act of showing someone your unwiped or soiled anus; usually used as a taunt. See redeye

Ralph bent over, pulled his butt cheeks apart and gave the girls a browneye.

by David December 2, 2003

rats

retarded assholes that suck

everybody in that group over there are rats!!

by david October 26, 2003

eskimo pie

breakup tactic which involves defecating on a plate and placing the feces in the freezer for the slut you want to break up with.

"you aren't goin to believe this but that bastard i was dating eskimo pied me...you know pinched a loaf on a plate and stuck it in my freezer...now all my ice tastes like poo."

by david March 3, 2005

damf

A Damn Faggot

Yo Ethan just farted, he is a damf!

by David April 22, 2004

buckin bronco

When you are having anal sex with a girl, whisper in her ear you have AIDS and try to ride her like a raging bronco.

"I pulled a buckin bronco on her and she went nuts."

by david November 17, 2004

Asshole

Anyone who hasn't had the privilegdes you had during your upbringing. Anyone who hasn't gone to an I.V.League university or was graduated after 4-5 years in an accredited college. Anyone who hasn't gotten ahead because of where their uncle or father placed them in a second or third generation family business. People who don't maintane membership in a White Suppremist or Gentleman's Country Club. A person Ugly, Sad or Ignorant with which people don't want to bother. But above all if you agree with this you are an arrogant snobbish hopeless asshole and your misleading, out-of-touch family has the worst of Karma.

I can not appreciate the struggle of the middle and lower classes therefore I am an 'asshole'.

by David August 6, 2007

b.o.b.

Bend Over Boyfriend. When a woman uses a "stapon" on her man.

"B.O.B." she says, with a sly smile on her face.

by David February 23, 2004