Dave's definitions

blappy

A mysterious fat person in the world of Counterstrike. A very rare person who comes in to play Counterstrike, who is well known for going around, when on a rage, saying, "blappy blappy blappy blappy blappy", very fast and hilariously.

"I remember at Wired Inc when Blappy, real name Tits, called me a dirty jew one time. lol ^_^ sucks that Wired Inc closed..."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

theospammer

An evangelist who visits discussion groups, especially those used by other faiths or multi-faith groups, posts religious tracts, and doesn't bother contributing to or even reading the follow-up discussion. An example of the theospammer is the Islamic "lorrainelee" from Yahoo Groups, who regularly spams the Pagan and Gothic-lifestyle groups.

Also known as espamgelists and Manic E-Preachers.

Someone please ban that theospammer!

by Dave July 9, 2004

frosting mountains

The act of ejaculating on a females breast

by dave May 17, 2003

opinionism

All things involving opinions, sometimes including bias & obnoxious behavior.

"Because this is a country founded on opinionism (among other things too), the opinions of stupid people are taken into account. That is what's screwing up this country. It's always opinion VS opinion. Intelligence VS intelligence. Although it's free-will, it spreads like wildfire and there's no controlling it......now that I word it like this, you're probably thinking I'm an anti-American communist. Which is VERY far from the truth, you prejudmental bastard."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004

PLA 2nd Artillery

The name of the PLA's (People's Liberation Army) nuclear force.

I assume the 1st Artillery is mostly the common conventional explosives, fired in barrages from distant mortars and howitzers, etc.

"The PLA 2nd Artillery sounds scary when you read this definition..."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

homosabian

A male who wants to be another animal then human(not a sex change , a species change)

That fAt guy is a homosabian cuz he says he is just as fat as walruses and will finally fit in.

by Dave March 2, 2004

derby

The word given to the Australian Rules Football match betwen the Fremantle Dockers & West Coast Eagles. It is called the Western Derby because both team are from the same city.

When the to Frematle Dockers & West Coast Eagles play each other the match is refered to as the Western Derby

by Dave April 8, 2005