Einstein

*Full Name : Albert Einstein. Albert Einstein was an intelligent man who theorized many scientific fields that we, to this day, are continuing to research. He is generally credited for developing the theory of relativity, and is perhaps the father of the nuclear age.

*A name used to relay something obvious toward one who seems to not have the common knowledge.
"Don't worry about your troubles with math, for mine are much more difficult than yours."
-Albert Einstein

"Hey Einstein that was a civilian! *slaps him upside the back of the head*"
-a soldier
by Dave November 29, 2004
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oh, my, gawd

How a valleygirl would say, "oh my god", to start another one of her senseless conversations about shit.
"Oh, my, gawd. Becky, look at her butt. That is, like, so..."
-a valleygirl

"Oh, my, gawd, like, I just had my period and, like, I have the urge to be all pissed off for, like, no apparent reason!"
-a valleygirl
by Dave March 30, 2004
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jumpr0n

What you say on Alpengeist on the first drop, and second inversion.
OFMZGOMFOZGMZ MATT, JUMPR0N!!!!11111112.
jumpr0n.
by Dave June 28, 2004
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The Pain

Current a concept character for Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater.

He's this guy who can spit out bees, and even control them, because he has a queen bee in his backpack.
"A guy who can spit out bees.....riiiiight."
-me
by Dave September 13, 2004
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cock block

When a guy and girl friend of yours are piss drunk and you determine they shouldn't do anything that involves their genitals, because 1) she's too drunk and horny and she really is a good girl, 2) he's got a girlfriend in another state who he wants to be loyal to when he's sober, 3) the girl just denied you (doesnt help that you're sober) so you dont want him gettin any, and 4) condoms will probably not be used. Just let the fuckers engage in spooning for a couple hours.
Man I hada cockblock my friend cause I know the girl he's with, and she's a good girl and doesn't deserve gettin knocked up or anything.
by Dave February 02, 2004
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Monging out

The come-down after smoking marijuana
by Dave October 22, 2004
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Calabrese

Someone who has unusually large genitalia.
by Dave April 08, 2005
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