Dave's definitions

craterface

Porth's sex goddess whom paralyzes him with her secretions

Hey look at Porth he is going to fuck Craterface again.

by Dave February 1, 2005

TLC

Tender Love and Care

That dirtmobile needs some TLC

by Dave April 26, 2003

come out

A term referring to a person deciding to tell once and for all that he is a homosexual.

"Why couldn't this term mean 'telling the truth'? -_-' "
-me

by Dave September 26, 2004

Skin Hat

The act of placing your ball sack on soemone's head.

Charlie gave his boyfriend a skin hat because Charlie is the gayest kid ever.

by Dave April 7, 2004

bgs

see Butt Geiser Surpriser

Can I interest anyone in a round-robin double elimination BGS tournament?

by Dave February 12, 2004

Grunking

To dress up in Medieval-type armor and throw heads of cabbage at bears.

We brought a surplus of cabbage and cuirasses to the zoo to grunk the local bears.

by Dave March 11, 2004

Death

*The state of being dead; when the body has died and is no longer living, or full of life.

*A divine, supernatural entity, commonly portrayed as a skeleton in a dark robe, carrying a large scythe, who comes to acquire the souls of those who have died, to ultimately take them to Purgatory.

"Death is something I look forward to if I get married."

DEATH : "Shut up you American! You always talk you Americans! You talk and you say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'! Well you're dead now, so SHUT UP!......and Englishmen! You're all so fucking pompous! None of you have got any balls!"

by Dave July 19, 2004