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FAMAS

fah-mahs

Fusil Automatique, Manufacture d'Armes de St. Etienne

Manufactured by Giat. 5.56x45mm NATO, 25-round clip. Bullpup. 1000 RPM.
French standard-issue assault rifle.
"FAMAS's are cool...but if one learns it's French, they won't like it. Idiots. The French can be idiots, but their FAMAS is cool!"
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
mugGet the FAMASmug.

feng shui

fahng-shwei
fuhng-shwei
fehng-shwee (my pronunciation)

The Chinese-originated belief that the environment gives energy that you can use to your own being. Not just a belief; it actually is real.

There is actually a whole LOT to feng shui, but you should look it up on your own. Lemme give you some examples:
Take for example, a mansion. Let's say you have a mansion and it is very-well decorated. Your feng shui would be great because you feel at great leisure because of the cleanliness & well-designed room of your own.
An example of negative feng shui would be if you live in a house that is not apt to your tastes, and is possibly filled with trash, or perhaps even an enormous pig-sty. This negative feng shui will possibly foster laziness, and even psychological results such as negative emotions, doubt, etc.

Feng shui deals not only with your personal shelter, but also the environment in general.

Most unfortunately, feng shui has been perverted into a drug-related symbol thanks to the hippies, along with the yin-yang (which basically represents good & evil in us all). In otherwords, when you speak of feng shui to the general public, you're probably going to be prejudged as a nut-job. Sad really.
Hippies need to realize completely what yin-yang and feng shui mean. THEY ARE NOT DRUG SYMBOLS. They are philosophical symbols that originated from ancient China, and these symbols have deep backgrounds that is worth researching.
"My house is a pig-sty so my feng shui is horrible. But sometimes, you make do. If you want better feng shui if you're in a pig-sty house, go outside and go for a walk. Just make sure you don't get too addicted to the freedom out there, or else you'll never want to go back to your pig-sty home. That's how I am."
-me
by Dave June 29, 2004
mugGet the feng shuimug.

Polizei

poh-leet-zai

Deutsche for "police".
"Polizei!"
-a terrorist in Raven Shield
by Dave September 10, 2004
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TRK

you're such a trk, driving your land rover and wearing your preppy clothes.
by Dave January 30, 2005
mugGet the TRKmug.

Foreign Aid

Foreign Aid is a program involving a country giving money to another country for the purpose of, as it implies, aiding its development and other purposes.

Foreign Aid has its importance, but in the case of the United States of America, Foreign Aid is royally fucking us. For example, what do you think would happen if you sent Foreign Aid to an Arab country? The terrorist cells in that country would smuggle it and steal it, and thus use the aid to upgrade their nefarious deeds.

If you're going to use Foreign Aid, be absolutely careful. Be careful who you trust. Also, we should consider ceasing Foreign Aid to every country because they hate us.....we should wait until they come to us on their knees begging for our help and then we be like, "oh NOW you want our help after all this hate you've been giving us". lol
"Foreign Aid is necessary in this day and age, but it's fucking us because the world hates us."
-me
by Dave September 28, 2004
mugGet the Foreign Aidmug.

Twunted

To be stopped mid way through a procedure or disapointed
As i shot for goal i was twunted by the defender who tackled me
by DAVE December 25, 2003
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the meaning of life

Please watch "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life" for all the information you need. ^_~ you'll thank me later.
"Do it. Don't think, just buy the damn movie. Trust me on this. ^-^ "
-me
by Dave April 1, 2004
mugGet the the meaning of lifemug.

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