midget

Modern-day "dwarves".

"Don't piss off a midget. They may look small but they're actually high-jumpers, and they know how to kick ass."
-me

"Midgets can also kick their own heads. Look at Wee Man from Jackass! ^_^ "
-me

by Dave June 21, 2004

android

A being that resembles a human or other living being.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavior of and/or look like a human or other living being. As seen in films

Oh Gosh adam, your girlfriend emily is made of metal, she must be an android

by Dave March 22, 2005

pisspoor

Oftern seen in the great british magazine private eye, it means something that is terrbily bad.

the pisspoor state of britans railways

by Dave August 18, 2003

shenaniganization

When a normal and/or serious coversation or message board thread becomes overrun and distorted by silliness and general tomfoolery.

"You are witnessing the shenaniganization of another thread."

by Dave March 28, 2005

ferneye

when smoke ascends from a cigarette into ones eye making it red and sore

hahaha he's got ferneye!

by Dave April 01, 2003

Poofman

one whose goal is to imitate the "Beefcake"

He is such a freaking Poofman, sporting around in his Lightning

by Dave May 13, 2003

limuel

A new sex drug currently on the third stage of the FDA spproval process. It is said to be much more potent than viagra and can give you an erection and increased sexual appetite for 24 hours straight with no side effects

Five women, give me a limuel and ...bring it on

by Dave December 23, 2003