Dave's definitions

ArIsEn

One that starts off with nothing, and prospers with everything.

Money Literal : "Bill Gates has ArIsEn from being a bum, to being a multi-billionaire."

Motor Vehicles Literal: "Though the Pontiac GTO was a muscle car of the past, GM has ArIsEn the GTO for the 2004 year, with its most powerful 350cu engine yet."

Computer Literal :"ArIsEn is the 1337est muthafucka out there."

by Dave October 3, 2003

Adult Swim

A show on Cartoon Network that is shown at nighttime everyday, excluding Fridays.....Adult Swim is the only good channel on TV anymore.

"Adult Swim has Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, and many more hilarious shows. They even have some anime."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

wank xerox

wanking maestro,never ending tosser..

"little timothy cant stop wanking now,the little blighter is at it from dusk till dawn every day"

by dave May 20, 2003

Candy3s

A Candy3s is a girl who gets off to being slapped around by her ricer boyfriend. She won't leave him, because they are in "love".

Wow, that Candy3s is such a crack-whore! If you break her nose, she'll bang you and love you forever!!

by Dave March 13, 2005

tea begger

One who begs to be teabagged.

On his knees before the stud the tea begger trembled with fear.

by Dave September 1, 2008

seroius

Used mostly by aisand in britain, after telling the manything what so ever.

actually pronounced in a high pitched voice 'seeerious'?

Dave - i got a drink for £4
Adeel - SERIOUS???

by Dave November 9, 2003

serfunk

When something is weird or different. Can be used in a good or bad way.

"He's pretty serfunk."
or
"That's serfunked"

by Dave August 25, 2003