Dave's definitions

Firefighter

2 Basic Types

Truckies - A firefighter who goes into a fire before the engine crew without any water and search for victims when the fire is the hottest and the smoke is the darkest.

Engine Bitches - A "firefighter" that goes into a fire after truck has vented and puts water on the fire.

Laura: What do you do for a living?

Nick: I'm a firefighter.

Laura: Wow, so you're a firefighter... have you ever saved a life?

Dave: No, Truckies save people. Hes an Engine bitch, he won't go in without his hose incase he gets in trouble.

Laura: Oh... Are you a truckie?

Dave: Oh yeah.

Laura: Dave, wanna lick whipped cream off my naked body?

Dave: later Nick...

by Dave March 24, 2005

Mexican Election

An election where there is only one candidate, or one candidate that is a reasonable choice.

This dates back to the ultra corrupt Mexican government.

Bush Vs Kerry is a mexican election

by Dave November 2, 2004

black project

A type of top secret development of something, such as weapons. There is possible disregard for morals and opinions, particularly opinions.
Black projects are usually government-related, sometimes paid for by the Pentagon's "black budget".

"For example : the Aurora plane is a black project."
-me

"Certain things like laser cannons and time machines really do exist! It's called 'black projects'."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

tobaccy

Chewing tobacco.

"No tobaccy please."
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

tesicle tyrant

A gay guy or a skank that like to suck balls.

Oh, man, Elton John is such a testicle tyrant....

by Dave July 6, 2003

NITESHO

The name given a cool car suitably blinged out by means of external illumination.

Damn that nitesho sure is cool! Lookit at the women he's got hanging on him. Must be the ride.

by Dave January 29, 2004

Wangsta

Wannabe gangster, some people think the phrase is linked with wanksta which is not a word. It is also a rap by the famous 50 cent.

yo' jus a wangsta

by Dave December 25, 2003