alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

by dave April 21, 2005

Mutton dressed as lamb

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".

"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."

by Dave November 06, 2004

Obamowned

An phenomenon where Senator Barack Obama dominates in a democratic primarily, usually when he was not expected to.

Damn Hilary got obamowned in Iowa.

by dave February 15, 2008

Churchill smoothie

When male members of the Churchill family get together and deficate in the female Churchill's mouth's to make getting head feel nice and smooth.

"Yo last night i peeped in on Kathy C givin' a mean churchill smoothie to dave c."

by Dave April 20, 2005

antidisestablishmentarianism

Oppostion to the position of the removal of goverment support of the church. Opposition to the doctrine of seperation of church and state.

Oppostion to the position of abolishment of state/official religion.

But more usually just cited as an example of a very long english word. See Psuedoultrapsuedoantidisestablishmentarianism

I used to believe in antidisestablishmentarianism until I saw the House of Lords sitting.

by dave February 09, 2004

pull

To take a drink of beer.

Hey man, can I get a pull off your brew?

by Dave October 30, 2003

hinampak

a person with a name Mark Baclay... who lives in carcar cebu and just got off from college -university of san carlos. he wants to be the best of the best architect of the universe... can't beat that huh!

your such a hinampak!

by dave December 30, 2003