Almost as sexy as Kitty

A phase used to describe the extremely beautiful.

Wow, That girl over there is almost as sexy as Kitty.

by Dave July 15, 2003

morris dancer

Some wierdo's who paint their faces black and dance round sticks in the country (in England).
Usually from the South West, anal and gay - probably has sex with members of their own family

Fucking Morris dancers - they're everywhere. It's about time they passed a law against it

by Dave July 08, 2003

UMP

Universal Machine Pistol

Developed by Heckler & Koch. 25-round clip chambered for .45acp.

Considered to be "an MP5 for experts". Considered by me to be "the modern-day Tommygun".

"The UMP is just a gun one can just fuck with in Counterstrike. It serves you bad, then it serves you good. It's a hypocritical gun it seems...so that's why I deem it as 'a gun you fuck with once in a while'."
-me

by Dave April 01, 2004

darkie

A black person.

"I'll take the darkie on the left."
-a friend of mine, amongst many others, during a game of Rival Schools

by Dave January 14, 2004

Wrinkled Penny

Slang term for anus.

I tapped into her wrinkled penny last nite.

by Dave September 27, 2004

gfya

go fist your asshole. originated by a guy named stu in harrisburg, pennsylvania. it can be used joking or seriously

#1: fuck you!
#2: GFYA!

#1: nice shot you jackass, lol
#2: gfya, bitches

by Dave January 04, 2005

FAMAS

fah-mahs

Fusil Automatique, Manufacture d'Armes de St. Etienne

Manufactured by Giat. 5.56x45mm NATO, 25-round clip. Bullpup. 1000 RPM.
French standard-issue assault rifle.

"FAMAS's are cool...but if one learns it's French, they won't like it. Idiots. The French can be idiots, but their FAMAS is cool!"
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004