DJ's definitions
by DJ January 25, 2005
Get the STGmug. A country assfucked by the United States of America who recently failed in getting rid of the current Venezuelan leader by supporting a massive military coup. Chavez is back in power, and by no means Gandhi himself (a Fidel Castro more likely), he was elected by the people, and the people should make him go, not the USA who only wanna exile him so the next fucker can sell them oil. Chavez has boycotted giving oil to the US, and readily supplies it to Mr. Castro, and makes trips to Cuba so him and Castro can have hot oily sex on the golf-courses, while 80% of his people back home die of poverty.
It is a beautiful country, and the 4th largest oil producing country in the world. Part of OPEC, but has stopped exporting oil of late due to stupidity of President. Which is why the US want him gone.
Maybe one day Venezuela shall rise to its true potential and feed all its hungry children, but until then, the best it has is a regular spot in Miss Universe.
It is a beautiful country, and the 4th largest oil producing country in the world. Part of OPEC, but has stopped exporting oil of late due to stupidity of President. Which is why the US want him gone.
Maybe one day Venezuela shall rise to its true potential and feed all its hungry children, but until then, the best it has is a regular spot in Miss Universe.
Watch "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" (www.chavezthefilm.com) - probably one of the best things ever put on television. But be objective, Chavez is not an angel himself. The country needs an angel.
by DJ May 22, 2004
Get the venezuelamug. 
by DJ May 13, 2005
Get the Poonswamug. 