D's definitions

lawyer up

To plead the Fifth Amendment; to refuse to answer questions.

Officer Jackass: So whad'he tell ya?
Officer Douchebag: Nothin. The cocksucker just lawyered up.

by d June 3, 2004

fuck friend

A friend you have casual sex with only for the purpose of having sex. Romantic feelings for one another are not present.

Mindy and Bob have sex together but only as friends.

by D February 21, 2004

jonk

it is neha!!

your such a jonk neha

by d December 2, 2003

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

Arsehole, ring, sphincter, anus

Show us your Rusty Sheriff's Badge ya dirty bitch!!

by D November 10, 2003

Wooby

Name of my turtle after the sound heard on the original Super Mario Bros. when Mario Swims.

To Woob is to swim.

Care to woob in the nude?

by D January 14, 2004

fucked by an elephant

The act of ramming ones knee directly into the asshole of the victim.

"Hey man, you ever been fucked by an elephant? *BAM* you have now!"

by D April 11, 2004

God

A cool and froody guy. Shame about the assholes that think he is a great excuse to kill some people (what the fuck was the Crusades about!!?!?!?)

God: Thou Shalt Not Kill.
(six months later)....
God: I said, Thou Shalt NOT Kill, Doofus!!

by D June 17, 2004