Definitions by D

uncle seffy 

a good friend who always blurts out funny yet obnoxious words, and whos sister just popped out a baby.

person: hey look, it's uncle seffy

uncle seffy by D November 17, 2003

diving into the red sea 

when someone (usually a male) has sex with a (usually a female) while she's on her period.

johnny: hey sexy, you ready for me?
suzy:no way..*whispers* it's that time of the month)
johnny: don't worry, i'll 'dive right into that red sea.'

diving into the red sea by D November 17, 2003

fingered 

rubbing a girls pussy until she has an orgasm

i fingered my girl for an hour last night a she had the biggets orgasm she cam all over me.

fingered by d November 17, 2003

IPod in the pants 

Derogatory description of male anatomy, based on Apple's portable music player which is small and white.

No, I wouldn't sleep with him again, he's IPod in the pants.

IPod in the pants by D November 16, 2003

mcjob 

The "favor" you get in the McDonalds bathroom

Johnny got a McJob from the assistant manager.

mcjob by D November 15, 2003

Mochillaxen 

The state of Most Chilling and Relaxing, usually while drinking socially with friends. Often used while intoxicated.

--We're just mochillaxen at Shanna's house--

Mochillaxen by D November 15, 2003

here 

The most commonly used word between stoners.

"Here man." while passing a peice in a circle.

here by D November 14, 2003