Doof

To walk funny like an overweight senior citizen; to act as one throwing his head back to pip out a laugh; to act as one that says 'wha' instead of 'what'.
Doofy dan, Doofy dan, you got a big ass head
by Ben May 31, 2003
Get the Doof mug.

vagina

A girl's sexual organ that we dirty men can get thier penises in
"Oh johnny, i love the way you stick your penis in my vagina"

"Hey jane, you love the way i stick my penis in your vagina, so we make babies".
by ben February 28, 2005
Get the vagina mug.

bird

Nickname of one of the great saxophonists, Charlie Parker.
by Ben October 30, 2003
Get the bird mug.

buttmitton

a game of trading licks involving a tennis racket and spanking one another.
i decided that tonight just wasn't the night to shave my ass after i played a couple of games of buttmitton.
by ben November 14, 2003
Get the buttmitton mug.

Aerosmith

America's greatest rock n' roll band. Members include Steven Tyler (vocals), Joe Perry (Lead Guitar), Tom Hamilton (bass), Brad Whitford (2nd guitar) and Joey Kramer (drums and percussion). Most famous songs are 'Dream On', 'Walk This Way' , 'Dude (Looks Like a Lady)', 'Janies Got a Gun', 'Sweet Emotion', 'Love In An Elevator', 'I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing', 'Girls of Summe' and many more. In 1979, Joe Perry quits and is replaced with Jimmy Crespo and in 1980, Brad Whitford leaves and is replaced with Rick Dufay. Now, Aerosmith is back to it's original line-up and is still rockin hard.
We went to go see an Aerosmith concert in New York City.

Aerosmith is America's favorite rock band.
by Ben April 15, 2005
Get the Aerosmith mug.

social enemy

1. a regect of society; an outcast
2. A rap group made up of ben richter (see "ben") and stephen thorn (see "stephen thorn").
Widely known to be the most influential rap bands of the twenty-first century. Together, they enlightened an entire generation.
John: Yo man Social Enemy is comin into town tonight, you guys need tickets.
Misc. group: Hell yeah man ive been tryin to scalp some all week! How much u sellin?
John: Eleventy billion dollars.
Misc. group: What a deal!
by ben March 11, 2005
Get the social enemy mug.

computer close

yours
by ben October 23, 2003
Get the computer close mug.