the Cheat

1. A yellow cat-like creature with black spots, known only to exist in Strongbadia.

2. One who is not dead.

3. One who looks like the Cheat.

4. One who you can't stay mad at.

The Cheat is not dead....no....the cheat is not dead.
by Ben September 11, 2003
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magnum xtra shlong

1.Larger than mangnum, truly a huge shlong
2. The sizzel of my dizzel
Yo, my fujunga hurts because of Ben's magnum extra shlong
by Ben February 09, 2005
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take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.
Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.
by Ben October 13, 2004
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shaida

shaida iz fit
by Ben September 20, 2003
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Orange

1.a particular species of girl
2.height impaired person
3.question of life
4.pet name for union officials
1.she is as sweet as an orange
2.she aint getting any closer to the ground, what an orange.
3.ask me if i am an orange?
4.orange on floor sif union my ass off
by Ben September 08, 2003
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President

The term for what has become a mockery of the highest office in the land.

see also "fearmonger"
Turn on the news to see the president trying to scare more people into voting for him.
by Ben November 04, 2004
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Slipknot

Slipknot, a side project with an ugly ginger prick who tries to sing. They are gona break up in like 2 years, HOORAY!
Hooray! No more slioknot!
Awww, mini mosher shit head, dont cry!
by Ben August 04, 2003
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