Definitions by Ben

butt guppies 

See the definition of MUD GUPPIES.

That fag has a fresh load of butt guppies swimming in his man hole.

butt guppies by Ben October 8, 2004

celibacy 

Abstaining from sex, period. Often enforced upon members of clergy, and thus resulting in the rape or molestation of children.

When you deny basic human biology you invite disaster, just look at the celibate Catholic priests.

celibacy by Ben September 29, 2004

Nigglette

A young black child or infant.

Damn. James and Lequisha just had two more nigglettes.

Nigglette by Ben September 27, 2004

Roll Tide 

A completely uneducated saying a toothless redneck would say even though Alabama has not been a national powerhouse in football since the Bear left.

Bama is number one. We will win a national championship. Bear Bryant is alive. Roll Tide!!

Roll Tide by Ben September 27, 2004

Ben Dover 

the peak of all godlyness and sexyness, even pertaining to pimpness and/or 1337ness.

"that guy is such fucking Ben"

Ben Dover by Ben September 26, 2004

SpeedRacer 

a very very very very fat man

"Look at that SpeedRacer he must wieght 500 pounds."

SpeedRacer by Ben September 26, 2004

hamsexy 

(HAM' secks-ee) adj. i-er i-est Colloq.
1. Opposite of sexy.
2. Gaudyness and uglyness related to amateur radio equipment or operators.
3.noun, proper. An online journal of amateur radio fashon and folly.

Those thirty antennas on your car make you so hamsexy.
The comment "I'm running 0 watts" is both hamsexy and stupid. (N4XE and a D)

hamsexy by Ben September 19, 2004