Batman's definitions
by Batman February 21, 2003

by batman December 3, 2003

A nick-name for an overweight person
by Batman October 5, 2003

A sexual maneuver whereby the performer procures false identification indicating that he is under the age of 18, the intended purpose being to copulate with underage co-eds.
by batman September 18, 2004

'my god what can i have for dinner?'
'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'
'dude! fuck yeah!'
'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'
'dude! fuck yeah!'
by batman March 19, 2005

A furry is a disillusioned person who claims that their own social ineptness is due to an innate link with the animal world rather than the fact that they're ugly and smell of onions.
Like most social outcasts such as anime fans and nerds, Furries believe themselves to be 'unique' and superior to everyone else. In truth, they are no more an animal trapped in a human body than you or I.
Furries dress up in animal costumes and viciously rape one another from behind, which supposedly brings them more in tune with the animal kingdom. This disturbing sexual fetish can, and normally does, subsequently turn them into paedophiles at later stages in life.
Like most social outcasts such as anime fans and nerds, Furries believe themselves to be 'unique' and superior to everyone else. In truth, they are no more an animal trapped in a human body than you or I.
Furries dress up in animal costumes and viciously rape one another from behind, which supposedly brings them more in tune with the animal kingdom. This disturbing sexual fetish can, and normally does, subsequently turn them into paedophiles at later stages in life.
by batman June 10, 2005
