Batman's definitions

to son

1.(verb) to pwn, and also to gain legal custody of.
2. being sonned

1. I want to son you, so I can take you to school.
2. to son or not to son?

by Batman February 21, 2003

motor buggie

what them british people call cars

Englishman: wot wot ol' bean, how about we go for a ride in my motor buggie?

by batman December 3, 2003

hamhocks

A nick-name for an overweight person

I'm surprised Hamhocks can still walk!

by Batman October 5, 2003

Le Fish

The coolest fucking thing ever.

Le Fish says hi.

by Batman April 7, 2003

Southside Salcedo

A sexual maneuver whereby the performer procures false identification indicating that he is under the age of 18, the intended purpose being to copulate with underage co-eds.

The counselor pulled a Southside Salcedo at the summer camp.

by batman September 18, 2004

damp paper towels

a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)

'my god what can i have for dinner?'

'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'

'dude! fuck yeah!'

by batman March 19, 2005

furry

A furry is a disillusioned person who claims that their own social ineptness is due to an innate link with the animal world rather than the fact that they're ugly and smell of onions.

Like most social outcasts such as anime fans and nerds, Furries believe themselves to be 'unique' and superior to everyone else. In truth, they are no more an animal trapped in a human body than you or I.

Furries dress up in animal costumes and viciously rape one another from behind, which supposedly brings them more in tune with the animal kingdom. This disturbing sexual fetish can, and normally does, subsequently turn them into paedophiles at later stages in life.

miaow miaow I'm a cat, lick my ass

by batman June 10, 2005