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ut

The word 'ut' is mainly used in Yorkshire. It is part of the dialect.

It is a short way of saying 'of the'.
Passion ut Christ

The Number ut Beast
by Ashman July 30, 2008
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funeral for a friend

Another reason for the fucking downfall of today's society. An absolute pile of shit that got booed off stage at many Iron Maiden concerts for just been shit.

Did I mention they're welsh.
by ashman May 10, 2005
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Bono

"Somebody's been keeping it a secret. Bono was never the record holder! He's the record!"
by ashman March 8, 2008
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Dwarf

A person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.
"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."
by ashman March 8, 2008
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wankarse

The word wankarse originates from me. I just said it out of no where when my brother pissed me off.

Since then i have given the word it's own definition that really does make sense.

The word basically means anyone that puts there finger up there arse for pleasure.

This word can also be used if you are pissed off at people
"Hey, you wanna go and see Blazin Squad"
"How about you fuck off, wankarse"
by ashman July 24, 2004
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cumhead

The word cumhead orginates from Temple Moor High School.

The word means someone who puts so much gel on their hair, you can actually see little lumps of it. Making it appear to be cum in a sort of way
"Hey cumhead, what's that's in your hair?"
"Gel"
"It looks like cum to me cumhead"
by ashman July 28, 2004
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strip ping pong

The reason for why we play ping pong. Basically its the idea given that when you're playing ping pong as a last resort of doing something, you make wagers of winning the game and if you lose you strip. Makes the game more fun :)
Jim: Damn linda im getting tired of this game want to have some fun?
Linda: Yeah!! whoever loses takes it all off!
Jim: You going down bitch, and so are your clothes!
by AshMan December 28, 2004
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