junior hockey bible

Not just a glorious book, but a frame of mind: www.juniorhockeybible.com, will explain itself. Every term a hockey player must acquire into his vocabulary. This one's for the guys...girls stay out!

The Junior Hockey Bible enlighten those ignorant to what the sport really represents.

by Andrew January 20, 2004

compression session

when 1 or more people smoke marijuana in an enclosed space such as a car, small room. etc. The smoke from the marijuana exhaled and burnt stays in the vicinity, causing the occupants to get even more stoned.

"yo, where can we smoke this bud?"
"we can have a compression session in my car."
"sweet."

by andrew June 18, 2004

nemt

The f'ing man. He is the greatest. He has an amazing website, and he's the coolest person on deadjournal.

I wish I were like nemt, man..that would be sweet!

by Andrew January 08, 2004

steamy lincoln

After engaging in sexual intercourse, the male counterpart proceeds to drop a deuce upon the female counterparts face and/or chest, resembling a lincoln log. Thus, a STEAMY LINCOLN.

"Dude, after our W131 class yesterday I took our teacher back to her office and dropped a steamy lincoln"

by Andrew April 12, 2005

sash

a small peice golden linen often used by the wallruss of him self sir bazza white....

my my bazza thats an aufel nice golden silk sash youve got there that you tenderly pat your wet brow with......

by andrew November 20, 2003

man norks

Norks of the male variety. Must be an A-cup or bigger to be considered breasts.

Ashley, you have the biggest man norks. Have you considered getting a training bra?

by Andrew May 03, 2004

shamogram

A small gift that is given on St. Patrick's Day. Usually something green or with relation to being Irish.

The mystical leprauchan delivered a shamogram to me on St. Patrick's Day.

by Andrew March 17, 2007