suckyphant

1) A person who sucks so bad that it is elphantine in size.

2) A pink elephant that looks very sucky.

Jason was the worst at Battlefield ever, a real Suckyphant on anyone's team.

by Andrew January 06, 2004

weedtarded

Referring to someone who has been smoking weed and is acting retarted, hence the word Weedtarded

Man Marc was being Weedtarded last night

by Andrew June 18, 2004

a fifth

a fifth of a gallon, or 4/5 quart: approx 750 ml.

i drank a fifth of 151 lastnight, i think...

by andrew December 09, 2003

jakeification

The act of complicating and convoluting something.

This network design has a high degree of jakeification.

by Andrew June 17, 2006

irection

an erection given to yourself

i gave myself an irection

by andrew June 07, 2003

gottem

What you yell when you grab a fine girls ass or tits.

When I grabbed Christel's tits, he yelled "GOTTEM!"

by andrew June 27, 2003

hamsamich

H omosexual A nd M arried S traight A rea in Michigan. Otherwise known as Gaylord.

Last weekend we were driving through the hills of HamsaMich and these two gay married straight guys jumped on our car trying to get us to give them a Rusty Trombone. see rusty trombone.

by Andrew January 20, 2004