slag off

Another term for "shut the fuck up" or "shut your fuckung mouth".

Jack was boulshitting all the day, so I asked him to slag off.

by Al April 10, 2005

dodgeball

Gym-class style sport where a bunch of kids get divided into two teams and throw approximately 6-10 playground balls at each other across the middle-line of a gymnasium (which may not be crossed) in an attempt to get each other "out". If a ball is thrown into another player without bouncing off of anything, that player is "out" unless they catch the ball, in which case the thrower is "out". Once a ball bounces, it is essentially out of play until thrown again. This game is now being outlawed in schools, in a consistent attempt on behalf of the government to make children weak, retarded, and liberal.

Dodgeball is too violent to be played in our schools! Doesn't anyone know that children are actually made of extremely brittle materials and should not be touched by ANYTHING?

by Al October 14, 2003

wonk

a nerd, someone really knowledgeable about a certain topic, someone who studies a lot

That guy is a real policy wonk

by Al August 27, 2004

gallo

marijuana, mary jane

Bring the gallo with you.

by al March 14, 2005

shit your ring off

to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.

Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.

by Al December 28, 2004

pudwacker

People who have small dicks and wack off a lot.

What a pudwacker.

by al November 26, 2003

RUI

Riding Under the Influence. When you are "operating" a bicycle/ scooter/ skateboard while on drugs or alcohol. This is actually illegal in many US states.

I tried to avoid drinking and driving by riding a bicycle to the bar, but then I got busted for RUI by this asshole cop.

by Al February 19, 2005