Al's definitions

pants

they are for squares

paying bills is for squares...like pants!

by al November 17, 2004

excuse my french

Something soccer moms often say before, after, or in between swearing, as if to convince someone that they are speaking to that they have picked up a foreign language, and are not just using words like fuck, shit, ass, bitch, or possibly Barbara Steisand.

Excuse my french, but little jason is just the most retarded fucking little bastard on the block. Too bad his fucking whore of a mother didn't use a condom.

by Al October 14, 2003

GEU

The GEU is actually the Gerbal Energy Unit found in most computers dating back to the early 90's. You can check to see if this is working by picking up your modem and rattling it. If you hear squeals, it's working. If'n you hear clanking bones, time to clean out the filter...

Wow, you're computer's movin' slow. Yo, it's time you checked your GEU, holmes.

by Al February 14, 2005

shoot me up elmo

Is a toy used by young children to prepare them for heroin ediction, it teaches them how to "shoot up" heroin.

Elmo convulced as Jonny shot him up with heroin.

by al January 13, 2005

IMD

Infamous Mobb Deep, sickest rap pair ever

I got you stuck of the realness,
you heard of us,
official queens bridge murderas...
-IMD

by al January 25, 2005

RBS

Acronym for Random Boner Syndrome. Pretty self explanatory, but it happens when you're just sitting there and randomly get a boner. Usually not spurred by anything.

"Yo man, I was sittin in class one day and got hit with RBS."
"And..."
"Well, the teacher called on me, and I had to go up to the board. Everyone laughed."
"Yeah, that's cause yo wang is small, guy."

by Al April 21, 2004

jazz

A slang word for sex during the early 20th century.

I'm going to jazz you good, baby.

by Al June 11, 2004