me's definitions

Dying whale

Noun: An occurrence when a rather slow and bulky person tries to dive but rather falls heavily on the ground.

Dude, that Asif definitely pulled a dying whale.

by Me December 24, 2003

Interstate

A public Playground where people speed for fun.

"i had a good time. i was doing 100."

by me December 24, 2003

Eat me

Go to hell, fuck you, I hope you die, you are a piece of shit that deserves absolutely nothing.

Unfortunately I have the phrase "eat me" stuck in my head so my mom has been pretty pissed off at me lately when she asks what i want for dinner and i tell her to go to hell.

by Me December 26, 2003

Pervert

Someone who takes everything other people say in a way that makes them feel very tingly inside.

1) Me.

2) My best friend.

by Me December 26, 2003

Mexican Saulder

Aka duct tape. It's silver and it holds stuff together, even on old VW bugs.

He fixed the rearview mirror with mexican saulder.

by me December 27, 2003

Slurpy

An icey sugary substance that makes your head freeze and gives you headaches from the extreme food coloring.

Apu: "Welcome to Quik E Mart you buy Slurpy? i mean burrito? i mean... come to my 7 11 i buy you all free slurpies!!"

by Me December 27, 2003

TV

A big glowing box that sits in my living room.

The only good shows on TV are the Simpsons and South Park

by me December 27, 2003