me's definitions

Short Timers

When a person gets promoted and has to stay in their current position for a week or two.

Mike's got Short Timers man! He took vacation for the last 4 days in his current position!

by me February 24, 2006

netnuke

A computer technology community that consists of a variety of tutorials for anything from graphic design in Maya to removing spyware. The community itself offers help with all kinds of computer trouble. NetNuke also has a tight-knit upper community that is closed off to regular members as well, god knows what they're up to in there...

My computer broke, I'm gonna go to netnuke.us to get some help.

by me February 12, 2006

grind

A dance performed in which the female protrudes her buttocks, and the male rubs with his genitals, to the beat of accomanying music. Tends to chaff the penis. ouch...

i ginded her so hard, i couldn't fuck her.

by me February 7, 2006

Dickhead

The head of the Dick or Penis
Also known as the Glans.
To insult a person this term may be used or the word putts, for the male genitalia.

You are really a putts.

by me February 4, 2006

friggen

When a guy jerks another guys off.

Dude, I got home and saw my roommate Alex watching gay porn with Brian and they were friggen each other! I moved the next day.

by me December 28, 2005

Daddy's girl

Any female (teen or grown up woman) who's UNUSUALLY close to her father. She's typically spoiled and bratty. Usually marries a push-over kinda guy that will treat her like her dad does. Any female who relies solely on daddy to pay for anything. Including rent, bills, ect. Where do you think the term "sugar daddy" comes from.

Daddy's girl: "I'm going to Paris this week wanna come?"

Friend: "No I have to work. I'm not a daddy's girl."

by Me September 16, 2005

Furry Art

A type of art that appeals to the bored, perverts of late night television. It is viewed by only the most clever, artistic perverts, with very vivid imaginations. It is viewed by the few that are too cheap to buy it on pay-per-view or those whom are too embarassed to rent it from the movie store. While admiring this furry art, one might pick out a round object that MIGHT be a boob or two objects that MIGHT be having sex. However, this is not for the weak of heart, because one never knows what to expect while viewing it. Sometimes, when the artist has gotten lucky, it is hardcore blurry porno on channel 92, and when the artist has messed up, it is a hardcore, blurry mexican church service. However, on the good days when the artist has found a good art piece, it can be one of the best 30 seconds of that artist's life. Jill is usually involved.

Watch the sock scene from American Pie.

by ME July 18, 2005