"Hand me the rap-rod plate captain"
by Me April 09, 2004
The act of masturbation or pleasuring oneself by touching one's genitals with a household object. i.e spoon, blender, hose, toothbrush.
1 I cuxed with a calculator last night! It was fucking awesome!
2 Did you hear that Susie can cux? I heard she uses a eyelash curler!
2 Did you hear that Susie can cux? I heard she uses a eyelash curler!
by Me April 13, 2004
by me November 27, 2003
by me January 29, 2005
Meaning ugly tramp/skank, often associated with peroxide blonde arseholes who only wash once a year.
by me October 04, 2003
Steven King is scarifying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME IM SCARIFIED! MY EXAMPLE IS STILL TOO DAMN SHORT
by me July 08, 2004
by me February 02, 2005