josh's definitions

doober

a certain University of Montevallo student who either acts extremely goofy or does something outrageously stupid.

Hey Matt Doober has fallen down the stairs while he was lookin at the bottom of his shoes.

by Josh December 16, 2003

flat dick

Term used when describing a person who is idiotic or is useless, kind of like a flat dick would be.

Did you hear what Greg said the other day? He is such a flat dick!

by Josh December 9, 2004

Furbyboy

A bunch of retards who use this forum for a purpose for which it was not intended.

Hello, I'm Furbyboy, and I am a god-damn motherfucking cocksucking sonofabitch. Hi!

by Josh January 3, 2004

inveigh

2nd shittiest thing in moorpark.
1st shittiest happens to be that fire that burned my house down!

Good thing moorpark has syngaia because inveigh is an insult to the hardcore scene.

by Josh January 9, 2004

Salty Mongoose

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

by Josh April 13, 2004

pop music

pop music is simply short for 'popular' music everything on mtv and on the radio is pop

'oooooh listen its the latest from avril!!!!'

by josh April 14, 2004

sprinkles on cupcake

a nasty site able to burn the eyes of anyone who sees it

i dont even want to start

by josh March 26, 2004