josh's definitions

liphair

Used to determine whether a middle-eastern female has reached puberty. See also Unibrow.

Wow! The amount of liphair on that Iranian girl leads me to believe that she is not only particularly unattractive, but also over ten years of age.

by Josh January 3, 2004

Unibrow

Unsightly growth extension of the eyebrow, forming what appears to be a single eyebrow which extends beyond the normal eyebrow range. Used in conjunction with Liphair (see description) by male members of Middle-eastern countries to determine whether a female of same origin is of consentual age.

Akbar, my good friend..Look at the unibrow and liphair on that fine Afghani woman. Indeed she is the most beautiful hairy mass I have laid my eyes upon.

by Josh January 3, 2004

roman warrior helmet

Invovles placing one's testicles over the partners eyes while placing the penis over the bridge of the nose. Similar to arabian eye goggles.

My girlfriend loves my roman warrior helmet.

by Josh January 4, 2004

1-9

Gang ran by a nazi namedtent with a bunch of blacks and wiggers...

1-9 reppin, homie..

by Josh January 5, 2004

monkit

A spear wielding monkey type thing from the game Savage.

You stupid Monkit!!!

by Josh January 7, 2004

blasphemer

One who commits acts of Blasphemy on a regular basis.

John Doe is a Blasphemer!!! He is going to hell!!!

by Josh January 7, 2004

chode

when you can touch all sides of a tuna can except the bottom....it is also a short fat penis,or a penis that is wider than it is long

my friend mike has chode lmao

by Josh January 9, 2004