Dick Smack

One who smacks dick. a GREAT origonal insult.

bite me, dick smack.

by Josh October 10, 2003

Michael Vick

1). The worst passer in the NFL. A quarterback who gets sympathy for losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 56-10 than the Chiefs get credit for setting a new rushing touchdown record

2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job

3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them

4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there

5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses

Michael Vick has one of the worst passer rating in the NFL.

by Josh May 05, 2005

decemed

v. an intense slap across the face, usually by ten different cocks at the same time

After getting the answer wrong, the boy was tredecemed by his teacher

by Josh March 03, 2005

poon

Anything you want it to be.

Elliot, i was pooning around the poon last night and i came across this one poon that was so poonin' poontastic, you wouldn't believe. ohhh man you shoulda pooned that poon!

by Josh January 12, 2004

bunz

What radu has in his shoe.

I got a bunz in my shoe so I cant!

by Josh April 08, 2003

Lazz

This word refers to a loner

You lazz ( You Loner )
On your lazz ( On your own )

by Josh June 30, 2004

sauced

To be ejaculated upon;

Dude if you say sauced one more time your gonna get your face sauced.

by josh December 15, 2004