josh's definitions

liphair

Used to determine whether a middle-eastern female has reached puberty. See also Unibrow.

Wow! The amount of liphair on that Iranian girl leads me to believe that she is not only particularly unattractive, but also over ten years of age.

by Josh January 3, 2004

hoonis

Another word for penis

I think with my hoonis.

by Josh February 14, 2005

kirstin minor

What can i say but 1337l\l355 to the max :) c ya later

josh-dont u think kirstin is 1337?
Nigger- no shes a bitch!
josh-.:Kicking nigger in the nigger balls:.

by Josh March 28, 2005

Canadian Handjob

Recieving a reach a round during a hand job and recieving two fingers into the anus while wearing a denim jacket in the small spoon position.

"Andrew got a Canadian Handjob from that one chick he met at the bar, he said he really liked it.

by Josh June 20, 2006

abercombie and fitch

A clothing company that buys old cloths that were previously sold at K-Mart, sells them for way to much money, and says it is fashion.

Prep: Look at this button up shirt I got from abercombie and fitch, I only paid $70 for it!
Guy: Oh yea, really? My dad bought that shirt a year ago from K-Mart for $7.86.

by josh December 2, 2004

slam

To deficate immensely and with an insuing cornucopia of noises and grunts.

Man, I shouldn't have eatin those 4 burritos, 7 tacos, and 3 enchiladas, because now I have to take a SLAM.

by Josh June 20, 2003

Koo Koo Ka Choo

1) awsome, cool, sweet. 2) o.k., alright, sure.

example 1): (1st person says): Dude, we get to go to Florida. (2nd person says): KOO KOO KA CHOO!!
example 2): (1st person says): Hey, can you get me the pen? (2nd person says): Koo koo ka choo.

by Josh December 12, 2004