josh's definitions

Emo Kegstand

1)A kegstand done by someone who listens to 'emo' music while the people holding him/her up sing emo music.

2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards

1)Josh is such an emokid. We all sang 'Screaming Infidelities' while he was doing a kegstand. It was an Emo Kegstand!

2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.

by Josh December 4, 2004

spongenapping

The act of getting breast augmentation for free by dating the plastic surgeon.

Origin: Burger King, "an act of stealing inflatables."

Did you pay for those DDD's yourself, or did you get them by spongenapping?

by Josh December 5, 2004

buggerd

someone who has a weird flaw in there personality or speech,

that chick is buggerd

by Josh December 5, 2004

Meerinte

say meerinte instead of allright

Willie: Let's go!
Ted: Meerinte.

by Josh February 12, 2004

penisian

a gay man.

Willie Weenis is a penisian!

by Josh February 12, 2004

whiffle sniffer

someone that sniffs a female's bicycle seat after she is done riding it

Did you see tom with tracy's bike, he is such a fucking whiffle sniffer.

by Josh February 16, 2004

Ting pao pao

Fake Chinese meaning for little dick

Sam has a ting pao pao

by Josh February 17, 2004