god's definitions

vaginatarian

used to describe the sexual interest of males and females, not a word to be used for the metrosexuals, vaginatarians are like veagans...

"I was trying to nail this girl by gettin her hammered, but in the end she was just another vaginatarian"

by God January 8, 2005

guitto

An extremely confident italian person who plays poker, steals stuff, etc. Goes to the gym all the time,likes gettin drunk and hitting on people with his friends (usually poor but very loyal)

the Guitto stole a deck of cards and poker chips from walmart.

by God January 9, 2005

Trojan

Someone who wasn't accepted to UCLA.

I hope that someday I don't have to settle for being a Trojan...

by God January 17, 2005

dolmio grin

A dolmio grin is what happens when you go down on a girl when shes on her period and you get blood all around your mouth. It's called a dolmio grin because you get a similiar effect when you have lots of pasta topped with dolmio tomato paste.

Man I went down in this bitch and got the dolmio grin.

by God January 17, 2005

Spork

A Cross between a spoon and a fork this is really fun to poke people with. Usually with 3 prongs, but sometimes you lose them when you're poking that annoying bitch that sits behind you. Sometimes used to give pleasure to yourself after the lights go out at night

Im going to spork that bitch into the next millinium.

by God January 22, 2005

Old German

A quality alcoholic beverage

Hey, we got two cases of old german for ten bucks

by God January 30, 2005

Pooney

A little, fuzzy, sex God.

Yo, you are a little Pooney

by God January 31, 2005